What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:38
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do conservative white women like black men?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO